I don’t know you either for that matter. So maybe I shouldn’t trust the words of a man who only recently decided to stitch himself into the picture.

You know, while you’re off sexercizing, I’ll be sitting here all by my lonesome watching lame ass lifetime movies.

There once was a girl of the sea, who refused to see who she could be. The strength of a world in the hands of a girl, consumed by the curse of the three.

Either you’re one hell of an actress, or you’re the dumbest person to ever walk the face of this planet.

If by it, you mean that big ass vein in the middle of your forehead, then yeah. It moved all right and it’s still pulsing.

Don’t you think it’s best that you stay away from mortals? You know they break so easily these days.

Hmm, I officially amend my previous statement. Clearly one of them is that stupid.

The only thing set in stone are dumb quotes and names of dead people. Everything else is subject to change.