I locate: your life is in the hands of someone who doesn't even know you and thinks you don't deserve it.

Buy One Get One stops for no one.

We’re in How-It-Was class.

She once told the entire class that her dog, one of those little living-accessory dogs that spends most of its life in a pleather handbag, hung itself by slipping through the beams of her deck after securing the other end of the leash beneath one of the patio chairs. She said it was proof that even animals could think and feel. I think she wanted us to become vegetarians.

We're like old friends now. The kind that know the worst about each other and don't always speak but check in enough and decorate the internet with pictures of each other's kids.

I do bad at school because sometimes I think when I should be learning.