I am magicking as fast as I can!” - Gwydion

It looks like you are trying to escape utter annihilation. Would you like some assistance?” - WEST

Gods take whoever designed this crawlspace and jam them inside a sardine can. Then put that sardine can inside a pill box and shoot both into a black hole. Ugh, and I am having a very long discussion with Orn and his habit of throwing old candy sticks through the grates!

ORN!” Variel shouted.“Yeah yeah, kill us all. I got it,” the dwarf grumbled.

We are being fired upon.”“By what?”“A ham sandwich.

They worried to an excessive degree about getting gender correct, as if elves gave a shit. Humans could keep their concerns about everyone’s genitalia to themselves.

Orcs do not have enemies.” Monde tried to search for the proper term, “We have…adversaries.”“Isn’t that the same thing?”“Depends on who’s winning the war.

I’ve always wondered though,” Orn mused aloud, “what does God need with a starship?”“Are you going to make that stupid quip every time we pass a missionary ship?”“Until they learn a new position.

It would be either a very skilled or very unwise man to steal from an assassin.” - Taliesin

Rap un zeal' Demon within. I might as well put up a giant 'Come and Get Eaten' sign for the good those warning runes do.