I’ve always found wildlife very calming – except when animals are eating each other, of course.

Never believe what they say; they always lie. I have a saying: Whatever they say, do the opposite, and you’ll never go wrong.

Poor kid – all she’d wanted to do was get her teeth fixed.

Every time there was an unspoken promise that this would be the last time, but it would only be the last time until the next time.

I do say so myself.” I wondered at the fact that Jon had photo-shopped anything. I couldn’t even imagine him using a computer – or a microwave oven, for that matter. After he put the money and IDs back into the safe, he dug.

An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he does nothing. A genius, on the other hand, is content to do nothing, no matter what people think, if he can’t find anything worth doing.

Poor kid-- all she’d wanted to do was get her teeth fixed.

It wasn’t human nature to leave things alone. It was normal for people to try to fix things that didn’t need to be fixed; or, infinitely worse, trying to fix things that were broken, because some things are meant to be broken--

UNDERTAKER!” the head boomed. “BOY, DO I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU!

Your dad and I have been talking.”“You need to stop that. The marriage will last longer.