A stitch in time saves uncontrollable blood loss

The Untheory of Evolution, and Other Scientific Studies Including Hunting, Fishing, and Sex" by William C. Berdine needs to be available to put in my favorite books list.This book is excellent for any young teen to stumble across and read. I found it while my parents were driving me to Florida for a vacation and as a preteen I fell in love immediately with the book and the person behind it.

I'm a sort of like post-modern vegetarian, I eat meat........Ironically.

It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.

When life gives you lemons, you need to go see a doctor because that's impossible.

I despise Wednesdays! They are the Marquis de Sade of the work week. Wednesday are so awful that...wait..what? It's Thurs? (face-palm)

Fate frequently places you in the right place at the right time. The problem is recognising when it has and doing something about it.

Comedians love it when people point and laugh at them; naturists don't, despite many of them being funnier.

Life is an open book. Time is an oscillating fan. I’ve had to learn to skim-read because before I can read more than a few paragraphs,That fucking airhead comes circling back, blowing pages like a medieval prostitute.The cool air feels nice, though. Sometimes, when my head aches, I let me eyes relax and I enjoy the breeze as the words blur.

Because I was a shy and awkward child, I used humour to deflect attention. It was a controlling mechanism. Because I could use it to control my image.Catherine Tate