Do you think yourself wise? Then there's a donkey inside your waistcoat

I would rather have a donkey that takes me there than a horse that will not fare.

The world would not make a racehorse of a donkey

A donkey usually does not hit his foot twice to the same stone.

That which is called firmness in a king is called obstinacy in a donkey

When we die, our souls still live. If you are a gangster or a bastard or a crook, your soul inhabits a donkey or something terrible.

I will not judge, I am judging to be judged, only faster, almost than half a second.

The heart and grit of a donkey, the history and wisdom of all humanity, and the power of biologic processing.

Somewhere near the Alamo, a bugle brayed: either that or McCulloch’s men had found some reason to torture a poor, defenseless donkey.

The DonkeyWhen fishes flew and forests walked And figs grew upon thorn,Some moment when the moon was blood Then surely I was born.With monstrous head and sickening cry And ears like errant wings,The devil's walking parody On all four-footed things.The tattered outlaw of the earth, Of ancient crooked will;Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb, I keep my secret still.Fools! For I also had my hour; One far fierce hour and sweet:There was a shout about my ears, And palms before my feet.