To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off. Because if not, how boring would that be?

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

keep calm and be yourself

There's no denying Bird-man's well-intentioned heart. He's a good guy, not the type of prick who would take your favorite Stryper t-shirt on tour and bequeath it to some random trollop he hooks up with while conveniently forgetting you ever existed.

Me encanta que los franceses le echen chocolate a todo. Es como si tuvieran el mejor tic nervioso del mundo

It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my arm.

There were girls at school whose families grew to a robust five or six. There were girls with seven or eight-which was thought a little enthusiastic - and then there were the pathetic ones like me, who had parents that were just helpless to it, and bred as naturally as they might shit.

What is about Army uniforms? Especially combats. They are just drool-worthy, if you ask me.

Stoplights and love can be cruel