After looking at Salomaybe, I don't know who the hell the real me is. I think it's closest now to the real me because for one thing, I'm used to this.

If a diplomat says yes, he means perhaps. If he says perhaps he means no. And if he says no, he's the hell of a diplomat.

Hell was a living place inside every membrane of flesh that temporarily passed itself off as human.

O man! Prepare yourself for the Hereafter, obey Allah to the extent of your need for Him and anger Him to the extent of your patience in Hell.

I was already headed for Hell, I might as well enjoy the ride.

Hell is the place where one has ceased to hope.

What the hell, I paid my dues.

If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it?

Disappoint anyone… hell, disappoint everyone – but don’t ever disappoint yourself.

Ronald Reagan knew who the hell he was. He had his convictions. He was comfortable in his skin.