#Toilets

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Quotes about toilets

Toilets, often overlooked in the grand tapestry of human innovation, are a testament to our quest for hygiene, comfort, and privacy. This humble fixture, found in nearly every corner of the globe, represents more than just a necessity; it symbolizes the progress of civilization and the universal pursuit of dignity. Quotes about toilets capture the humor, wisdom, and sometimes the profound reflections that arise from this everyday experience. People are drawn to these quotes because they offer a unique blend of relatability and insight, often highlighting the shared human condition in a space where everyone, regardless of status or background, finds themselves. Whether it's a witty remark about the quirks of bathroom etiquette or a deeper contemplation on the role of sanitation in society, these quotes resonate because they touch on a fundamental aspect of life that is both personal and universal. In exploring the world of toilet quotes, we find a surprising source of connection and understanding, reminding us that even the most mundane aspects of life can inspire thought and laughter.

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I'm probably more famous for sitting on the toilet than for anything else that I do.
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Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.
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Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper
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I wouldn't go in a fast food outlet even to use the toilet.
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I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat
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I'd rather clean my toilet than go to a show-business party.
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If we all had what we wanted to eat... We'd have inflation in the toilet paper industry.
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I wrote my first book in a toilet in a factory where I was a floor sweeper.
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I do all my interviews on the toilet.
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Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat.
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