76 Quotes by Aaron Kyle Andresen

Question: 'Do you have any trouble using fingers?' Answer: 'Yes, I wish I fingered more chicks.

I'm about to cock-punch that dog.

You know what men do? Run across this bridge, stab this fucker in the dick, roll four times like a legend, poke seven bitches with their phallic-looking spear in the process, heal up with full HP, grab the shitty amount of souls they have and run upstairs in their toga outfit, screaming 'ALALALALALA!'.Make it fun, bitches.

Skeletons ain't shit, but hoes and tricks

Why did I just try to roll up his asshole? That's not a strategy!

And you thought women were the only backstabbers...well, you were wrong, Club Man!

There is no way I'm parrying that shit, dude. You really think I could parry that? I could try. I could try. I'll get my dick smashed in, but I could try.

It's personal now. It's personal between me and Sir Clubbington.

Fuck that guy's couch. I'm just going to get my 7,000 souls and saying sayonara to that dude.