401 Quotes by Fakeer Ishavardas

You're alright, I guess; for, you're just being you, like any other cuckoo.

Without a sense of humour one's wisdom is but a rumour.

The thing with politicians is that though they spit differently yet they shit similarly.

All men, at some level or the other, are liars. Fortunately there is a cure. They can all become a fine creature, provided their nuts are taken off with pliers.

The only way to keep a friend is let go his stupid faults, and keep his silly love for you, with a bushel full of salt.

Oh hell, yeah! It is rather good to be un-dead. You my dear friend, are welcome to be otherwise instead.

Please pardon me if I have somehow overlooked you. Normally I am rather conscientious about all jokes. I apologize if I have yet not gotten to you. I will, soon. So, please don't lose faith in me. Or my jokes.

If your god is more screwed up than you, then, by Jove, how cuckoo must be you!

Be good, you! no good.