100 Quotes by Fuad Alakbarov

There's an alternative internet where Soviet taxi drivers write about their amusing encounters with foreign reporters and their simple worldview.

- Mr. Alakbarov, how much is the rent for this fantastic apartment?- Madam, this is the red wine aisle of the grocery store.

Chicken salad with egg in it is very interesting way to eat two generations.

I once went to a restaurant and ordered a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich to see which would come first.

Fool me once, shame on you.Fool me twice, shame on me.Fool me 50,000 times, you're a weatherman.

Caesar can have his eagle. Alexander the Great his griffin. I'll take the Karabakh horse any day.

Being nice and polite to someone you don't like doesn't mean you're fake. It just means you're mature enough to tolerate your dislike for them.

I'm really amused by the people advocating eugenics. As if they would make the cut.

Most people I've met who weren't kind to animal, weren't kind to people either. Kindness is kindness. Simple as that. Barbaric activities such as hunting should be consigned to the history books.