79 Quotes by J.S. Mason

They also spent time relaying ancestors’ stories including the Stone Age Kentucky Derby, where saber tooth tigers raced and the haughty humans watched and drank their flint juleps.

vanilla, chocolate, strawberry (for some unfair reason according to strawberry it is always third in that list)

much like a when a bullfighter comes home he struts through the matadoor

a time ago when Timbuktu was only Timbuk 1

There was, as the building was not ship-shape much like a boat that didn’t prepare for bikini season.

but the Mime protested without talking and that were the kind of activists the racist misogynist homophobic xenophobic non-claustrophobic because he worked in a nightclub owner preferred as he agreed everyone had a voice as long as they didn’t speak with it.

She didn’t mean anything by it,' the markhor explained like how racism is perpetuated and exonerated through faulty reasoning

He swam past the prawn broker shop which sold used fish

Many items the skunk had were of the highest quality including bathroom vanities and hand and paw washing areas constructed by Finland’s well-known designer, Helsinki.