2,446 Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I’m turned on by women who are comfortable in their own skin; and I’m turned off by those who are uncomfortable in their own shoes.

He who says that someone isn’t himself is a victim of statistics.

A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.

Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars.

A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.

In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.

Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.