218 Quotes by Robert Orben
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If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.
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More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
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There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
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Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
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Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.
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The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
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What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.
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Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
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