Be careful not to appear obsessively intellectual. When intelligence fills up, it overflows a parody.

An assumption is the joke; truth the punchline.

It is better to doubt that a concept is stupidly flying under your head than profoundly flying over your head.

Sometimes you feel as though you've slandered yourself, but the joke's on them.

Trying to be offensive for the sole purpose of being offensive should always deem one the least offensive of offenders.