Ironic that rarely is anybody a jihadi until he has thoroughly read and fully understood his holy book.

Humans as a whole are but an unwholesome hole with a sorry ass. In short, a**holes.

If we can somehow survive this world, we would've achieved something in this world.

No book dropped from "up there". If it did, you say, then something is screwed up somewhere between your neck, and the top of your head.

If you can count your friends - those who will miss you, perhaps shed a tear for you after you conk off - you're one lucky fellow. I guess I am lucky. Then again, who can tell? May be I will have to cut off a finger! For, who knows, in the passage of time, who turns yellow.

All humans are rogues. Cured only by death.

Please pardon me if I have somehow overlooked you. Normally I am rather conscientious about all jokes. I apologize if I have yet not gotten to you. I will, soon. So, please don't lose faith in me. Or my jokes.

Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.

We are all born idiots. Most of us never become any better. Hence, idiotically we live, die too in the same state as we were born . O' wise one, be not one of them!