45 Quotes by Fakeer Ishavardas about Jokes-and-whatever
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The thing with politicians is that though they spit differently yet they shit similarly.
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Please pardon me if I have somehow overlooked you. Normally I am rather conscientious about all jokes. I apologize if I have yet not gotten to you. I will, soon. So, please don't lose faith in me. Or my jokes.
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If your god is more screwed up than you, then, by Jove, how cuckoo must be you!
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Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.
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I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.
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So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.
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The earth is full of them - dogs, and humans. One should get to know them - dogs. They're so human.
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Oh yeah, I love jokes. And oh! I love you. ~_~
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Happy New Year! May we all stop being the assholes we were the past year.
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