I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

One year later, I got beat up at a Neil Diamond concert by a guy named Scrunchie!

Did you hear something?""No.""Did I hear something?""...I don't know...

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.Homer Simpson

[Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party. [Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion, you wouldn't be interested.

I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.