A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.

No matter how long you are going to live, you are going to die now.

We get a taste of death, not when we’re asleep, but when we awake.

Death is freedom from life.

Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.

The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.

An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.

During a funeral, the corpse receives way more affection, love, or attention, from some people, than was ever received, from those people, by the person the corpse used to be.

Living is the outside of dying.