There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

One passionate kiss wets a woman’s lips two times.

Some men’s type is women who have a vagina.

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

Horniness pretty much always oversells an orgasm.

The wise treat horniness like a hiccup; the foolish, like an asthma attack.