Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.

The average woman feels small whenever a man who has just walked past her does not turn his head to check out her ass, especially if it is—or if she feels that it is—big.

Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.