Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina.

People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.

Some people will hate you for not hiding your blessings.

Some people see their blessings as curses. Some see their curses as blessings.

You don’t know what you don’t have until it comes.

You cannot be blessed with the ability to be happy without being cursed with the ability to be unhappy.

Some people would not be dead if they have not gotten the things or people they had prayed for.

Humility is even more pleasing in people in whom arrogance would be understandable.