We would not deem some children cute if their parents were not rich or famous.

Being an ignoramus is not enough to prevent one from being famous.

Some fools are educated, rich, and/or famous.

It is impossible to be famous only on the Internet.

Most nobodies are somebodies and most somebodies are nobodies somewhere.

Given the choice, most people would readily choose fame over sanity.

Being known by, or getting the attention of, millions of people is almost always wasted on someone who is neither thought-provoking nor knowledgeable … or at least funny.

We need not reply or even listen to people who are talking about—not to—us.

Though you can get smart from reading everything that a smart person writes, you cannot get famous from reading about everything that a famous person does or is said to have done.