Drunkards have a problem, not with sobriety, but with reality.

Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

Some of our endeavours to eliminate or forget our problems invite more problems.

By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.

Some people are extroverts only when they are drunk.

Because of things such as drugs and alcohol, countless people, most of whom are female, do not know that they were once raped, many of them more than once.

… With great alcohol comes great irresponsibility.

Like shyness, cowardice cannot swim in alcohol.