Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.

There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.

Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon.

Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs; some wear one to conceal their age.

Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina.

Females and boys are the only creatures that propose others for friendship. As for the rest of us, friendship sort of just happens.

By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.