The fact that they might still be alive in 5, 25, or even 50 years’ time is not enough to motivate fools to look after their bodies.

An obsession with physical health is a mental disease.

Not making fun of fat people is good for their self-esteem but bad for their health.

He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.

More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.

Some people would fall in or out of love with you if you lose or gain a few kilos.

Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.

Exercise can so easily, so quickly, and so greatly change our mood that some people would not have killed themselves, if they had run to the place to which they went to kill themselves.

Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.