We sometimes secretly wish we had the courage to just kiss someone who secretly wishes they had the courage to just undress us … and then make love to us.

One passionate kiss wets a woman’s lips two times.

Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.

When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.

Most people do kiss and tell; most of them just don’t tell many people.

Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.