More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.

Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.

Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.

Like that of the house, the all too common overuse of the neck leads to the underuse of the muscles of the eye.