For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human beings, because they—unlike all companies—have the means of reproduction.

We would not deem some children cute if their parents were not rich or famous.

To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.

Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used as nothing but a conspicuous means to a secret end called the evasion of abortion.

Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.

There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.

Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.