It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.

We are so addicted to and desperate for happiness that we are often happy for other people.

The middle class were invented to give the poor hope; the poor, to make the rich feel special; the rich, to humble the middle class.

It is a vice to be proud or unashamed of your vice.

There is a correlation between how much convinced we are that we do not need some things and how much we need them.

Our ignorance has left us proud of some of the things of which we ought to be ashamed.

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

Patriotism is the narcissism of countries.

Only a fool would speak of their impatience or intolerance with pride.