For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human beings, because they—unlike all companies—have the means of reproduction.

To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

Most women sell sex; most of them just don’t take cash (nor do they each sell to more than one ‘client’ at a time).

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.

Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.

Parenthood is some people’s subconscious revenge for having been brought into existence without their consent.

It is impossible to bring a child into this world for its own sake.

Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.