An emotion is a mild mental illness.

The way most people use their minds is analogous to an ambulance that is used only as an umbrella.

To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.

The use of reason and that of an erect penis are mutually exclusive.

Sexual starvation forces a heterosexual man to see beauty in every single female who he can sleep with without his society’s disapproval.

Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that; they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.

Heartless’ is a label that is all too often wrongly given to someone who is rational by someone who is emotional.

It takes courage to speak or react way slower than you think.

Alcohol is the worst thing to mix with anger.