The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.

Stealing someone’s money is not nearly as bad as wasting their time.

Many a person thinks that he or she has stolen treasure—in the form of a thing, or a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or wife—from someone who thinks that he or she has been relieved of trash.

Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.

Never judge the deeds of a starving man while you’re on a full tummy.

Ironically, the effects of addiction are worse in cases where the addict seldom affords the addiction.

Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.