Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.

In a society where women are truly equal to men, a kid bred by a theist mother and an atheist father is born an agnostic. In a patriarchal society, the kid is automatically an atheist.

Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.

An agnostic is a creature that is religiously skeptical whenever it is told that God exists … or that He doesn’t.

Healthy longtime atheists are proof that believing in God is not a biological need.

If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death.