174 Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana about Funny
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Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.
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We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us.
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Loneliness tortures many if not most of the elderly more intensely and more frequently than it torments many if not most of us who will never be or have not yet been pushed or pulled into old age.
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Death devours not only those who have been cooked by old age; it also feasts on those who are half-cooked and even those who are raw.
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We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.
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A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.
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Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.
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In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.
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Having a funny laugh is in most cases a consolation prize for not being funny.
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