Being in a relationship has the tendency to deceive one into believing that there is someone without whom one cannot live.

Some people will hate you for not loving them.

Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.

Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.

Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.

He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.

Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.

Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.

We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.