Having a funny laugh is in most cases a consolation prize for not being funny.

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.

Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.

In some rare cases, a friendship between two people benefits both of them, and what’s more, in some rarer cases, it benefits both of them equally.

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.

Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.

People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.

Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.