Showing off is more ridiculous in instances where the thing that is being shown off was bought on credit.

Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used as nothing but a conspicuous means to a secret end called the evasion of abortion.

We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.

Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.

Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.

Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their partners had happened to them.

Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare.

Some women’s greatest achievement is sleeping with a man who is rich, famous, and/or wanted by many women, whereas some women’s greatest achievement is refusing to sleep with such a man.