More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.

Everyone who is the world to you is just another person in the world to almost everyone.

The only thing most of us love about most of our family members is that they are related to us.

Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.

Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.

Many a parent, sad to say, has used their child as an opportunity for them, the parent, to do, through their child, something or some of the things that they, the parent, did not do or did not do successfully.

The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you raising?’ are not identical in all cases: some men are not taking care of their own children, some are knowingly or unknowingly raising other men’s children, and some do not even know that they each have a child, another child, or other children.

Childhood begins to end once the child stops being happy to see its parent return home unless they have brought it something.