Most nobodies are somebodies and most somebodies are nobodies somewhere.

Given the choice, most people would readily choose fame over sanity.

Some people are so barely famous that they would each lose their fame if a hundred people who know them were to simultaneously lose their lives … or minds.

Being known by, or getting the attention of, millions of people is almost always wasted on someone who is neither thought-provoking nor knowledgeable … or at least funny.

It is even more unpleasant to hate someone who does not even know that you exist.

Though you can get smart from reading everything that a smart person writes, you cannot get famous from reading about everything that a famous person does or is said to have done.

All truly famous people wish fame had a switch.

It is still gossip even if everything that is said is true.

Fame is rarely bred by greatness.