Most women sell sex; most of them just don’t take cash (nor do they each sell to more than one ‘client’ at a time).

Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.

Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.

Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.

Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.