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A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.
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To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.
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More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.
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To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.
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I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.
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Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.
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For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit from that person’s success, or be that person.
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Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs; some wear one to conceal their age.
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We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.
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