462 Quotes About Absurd

... the more I learned, the more conscious did I become of the fact that I was ridiculous. So that for me my years of hard work at the university seem in the end to have existed for the sole purpose of demonstrating and proving to me, the more deeply engrossed I became in my studies, that I was an utterly absurd person.

Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd, and bloody religion that has ever infected the world.[In a letter to Frederick the Great]

The Baudelaire orphans hung on to one another, and wept and wept while the adults argued endlessly behind them. Finally-as, I'm sorry to say, Count Olaf forced the Quagmires into puppy costumes so he could sneak them onto the airplane without anyone noticing-the Baudelaires cried themselves out and just sat on the lawn together in weary silence.

Dave? This is John. Your pimp says bring the heroin shipment tonight, or he'll be forced to stick you. meet him where we buried the Korean whore. The one without the goatee."That was code. It meant "Come to my place as soon as you can, it's important.

You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.

A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.

A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!

I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free

Get your head out of your ass, you already reek of hypocrisy, so why add notes to the fragrance?