462 Quotes About Absurd

Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco

Elections are called! May the better voters win!

People are savages. Their civilized behaviour is only a conditioned response.

Happy Labour's day! Let's make a world with better illusions!

Wrinkles only exist in the mirror. Break the mirror and the wrinkles are gone.

I sheep's idea of bravery : To become a wolf's pet.

People strive to be ahead of time just to get a chance to trip it.

Everything is possible, but where can I find everything?!