947 Quotes About Alcohol

I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.

By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.

Some people were killed by their celebration of the fact that they were still alive.

The Zen master told me "Enlightenment requires a still awareness." So I learned how to brew moonshine.

Beyond a thin veil of space stretched Existence, the frailest and most imbalanced reality of the cosmos. No one was really sure why it was imbalanced, but some believed it had something to do with the general alcohol consumption per capita.

What is this place?’‘Heaven.’ She laughed, ‘with better drinks!

It began to falter not when the book publishers who loved books gave way to those who preferred profits to reading. It happened when publishers and editors cut back on their drinking. If there is one national flower in book publishing, it is the martini.

As a lover or a dipsomaniac, I've no doubt of your being a most fascinating specimen. But as a combiner of forms, you must honestly admit it, you're a bore.

Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.