678 Quotes About Aphorisms

More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.

To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.

I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.

Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.

For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit from that person’s success, or be that person.

Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs; some wear one to conceal their age.

There’s no such thing as a good or bad person: there are just people who have each been or seem to have been good or bad to you, someone, or some people, thus far.

Some of the best things that have ever happened to us wouldn’t have happened to us, if it weren’t for some of the worst things that have ever happened to us.

Modesty is fear.