96 Quotes About Aphorists

The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today.

Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.

Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.

Someone who writes aphorisms shouldn't pretend to be competing with Dante or Sophocles.

An aphorist is the kind of writer who doesn't know what kind of writer he is.