553 Quotes About Beer

The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

My mind says one thing, but my body says another. Thanks a lot, Indian food and beer.

prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into

Life isn't all beer and skittles; few of us have touched a skittle in years.

If they had built the Energy East pipeline to transport beer, we'd be okay.

You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship.

What beefsteak is to Argentina, flamenco to Spain, cool reserve and self-control in all situations to an Englishman, what vodka is to a Russian and beer to a Bavarian, what money is to a Swiss, that is outdoor-life to an Australian. It is a noble mania, better than vodka, better than cool reserve, better than money.

On Thursday we cannot be friends on the court, ... But then after we can go and drink one beer together.

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.