968 Quotes About Cats

Ahem," she said. "What are you doing?" Jessica had a voice that rose and fell like a swooping kite. The children instantly stopped what they were doing and looked self-conscious, like cats that have fallen off something ungracefully and now sit licking themselves, pretending nothing has happened.

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.

There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.

Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining.

That's right, Snowbébé. This world—it's cold and smelly.

Children are like cats, only less useful and less furry.

Even gods decay. Like, in 1890 somebody sold off thousands of mummified Ancient Egyptian sacred cats - _for fertilizer_. Get the point? Constancy isn't.

I like dogs better than men and cats better than dogs and myself best of all, drunk in my underwear looking out the window.

They both looked up at Danny’s bookcase by the window where Frederick the cat was eating the cover off of Danny’s childhood edition of Tom Sawyer. He had been going back to it periodically for about a week now, gnawing at the binding, tearing through the pages with his claws. Really getting into the story. Danny figured the cat must have a thing for Mark Twain.